Masarap din pala ang lasa ng ‘McShrek’, ‘yung royal ChickenNugget meal ng Mcdo. Nung una, medyo pakipot pa akong tikman. Kulay uhog kasi ‘yung mustard dip saka ‘yung bubble gum float parang blue dye na nilalagay kapag may beke ka. In perness, masarap ‘yung uhog maasim-asim at ‘yung float drink, lasang mouthwash parang katatapos mo pa lang magpalinis ng ipin. The fears are all in the mind. Sabay nood na rin ng Shrek The Third sa Festival Mall kasama si BebeKo. Pagpasok ko pa lang, sinalubong na ako ng smart ass chick na taga-punit ng ticket. ‘Shrek?’, tanong sa akin na sinagot ko agad ng ‘Yes’. Hagikhik si BebeKo. ’Si Shrek ka daw’. Bagal ko talaga pumik-ap ng humor, naisahan tuloy ako. The airconditioning inside is friggin’ cold enough, pampatibay ng relasyong mag-asawa.
Shrek The Third is the final installment of the story of a green ogre living in a swamp disturbed by fairy tale characters which King Farquaad drove off from the kingdom. The last of the trilogy opens with the death of the frog king aka Shrek’s dad-in-law. By default, Shrek is next in line to the throne. Hesitant to be a king, he struggles to find young Arthur who is the other closest replacement to the throne being Princess Fiona’s cousin. Shrek The Third has come a long way from its prequels. 12 years after Dreamworks acquired this William Steig’s piece, it now boasts with the highest opening of an animated movie with $121 M gross. Ito lang yata ang napanood kong Hollywood animation na ang bida ay mas masagwa pa sa almoranas ang itsura. Alala ko tuloy nung nagsisimula pa lang si dadi Mike Enriquez bilang news anchor sa Saksi. Tipong lalangawin ang news program pero ngayon unbeatable na sa rating. Natuto ang mga tao na tumingin sa content rather than face value. Remarkable din ang kanyang copyrighted line na ‘Mga kapusow esmyuski pow… hat – sing!’. Yes my friends, pangit can also rule the world.
Shrek by all standards is an anatomy of a pinoy man. His nose could never rival the aquilinian nose of greek Gods, but still well-sculpted like an oversized kubrekama. He attempts to smile innocently, but still looks like a manyak. He feasts on bugs and insects like salagubang, tipaklong and alibangbang. Ha! Ha! Very pinoy. Shrek would never exchange his vermin-infested swamp to any other things in the world. That’s the part I get misty-eyed, I remember my room in the prabins with its clutter and maggot-infested pizza bins. Watching the movie was like watching ‘Reflections’ to me.
Shrek though a family comedy has serious undertones. Shrek struggles on the idea of becoming a family man. Like a pinoy bachelor, he cannot be ready for that. Parang ‘yung barkada kong si Reggie, ilang babae na ang kinabayo nun pero pag tatanungin mo kelan magse-settle down, bigla kang titignan ng catatonic look. ‘Hindi pa ako ready, pre’. Pre my ass. Kung ilang babae na ang nabulag mo sa kawiwisik ng sperm, baka kulangin pa ang buhok ko sa kili-kili sa pagbilang.
Shrek The Third features the voices of Mike Myers (Shrek), Cameron Diaz (Princes Fiona), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots) and Justin Timberlake (young King Arthur).
i’m one of those who loves Shrek’s plot. It doesn’t matter if his story is an upside-down fairy tale, it’s actually a reflection of reality. Most of us typecast people who are not gwapo or maganda sa paningin natin. But who can really tell what’s beautiful and what’s not? Maybe there is a little Shrek in all of us–dahil typecast ka na sa isang bagay, paninindigan mo na lang kasi yun ang tingin sayo ng maraming tao. 😦
May nabasa nga ako about a health advocacy group in NY na hindi nila gusto na maging isang healthy advocate si Shrek, hehehe
hi salve, we’re living in a lookist world. pipol get scared when i don’t talk, i look like an underground mafia boss. i just made it look more like a talent than a liability especially when i want to bluff somebody. it works.
thanks for blog dropping by. 🙂
hi cat really? sabagay tipo ni shrek ung dapat sinasabon ng safeguard, kaso baka biglang dumami. he he. bago ko nga lang naapreciate tong si shrek kasi finally there’s an icon for bummers like me.
Pre my ass. Kung ilang babae na ang nabulag mo sa kawiwisik ng sperm, baka kulangin pa ang buhok ko sa kili-kili sa pagbilang. >> hehehe. natawa ako dito ah. 🙂
Haven’t seen shrek 3 pa. pero naiisip ko pa lang, natatawa na ako…hehehe
hindi naman ang itsura ni Shrek or ang character niya ang ayaw ng mga activists. Ayaw nila na si Shrek ang spokesman para sa isang anti-obesity program kasi nag eendorse din siya ng pagkain na kinoconsider na junk food.
anyway, hindi ko pa natikman yung sa Mcdo na green something na inumin, reminds me of slime, hehehe
hi karol, di ko gaano na-enjoy ung movie kasi dini-dissect ko kung paano ung humor pero sabi ng BebeKo anlakas naman daw ng hagalpak ko kala mo sa akin yung sinehan. he he!
cat, try mo ung green green something. he he. face your fears. sprite lang un na kinulayan. sinubukan ko nga nung linggo tapos dinala ko ung green apple float na un sa tokyo tokyo kasi ayaw ko naman ung red red iced tea dun, lasang gamot parang combantrin. 🙂
yur bebe is so lucky to have you!
siguro kahit sa kama, hagulgol pa rin kayo ng tawa!
tawa talaga ako sa movie critic mo…
o sya, palabas na d2 sa india, mapanood nga!
nyahaha! pepz, may utang pa ako sau ung tag. yaan mo pag nagkita tau, ipagluluto ka namin ng batil patung or pancit cabagan. name ur choice. haha!
I love the McShrek meal ng McDo! Lalo na yung Green Apple Float.. sarap nun. Haha! Medyo nag-alangan din ako sa green dip nila, pero masarap pala siya.
Hindi ko pa napanood yung Shrek 3. Boo! Ang loser ko, I know. 😛
astig yung shrek. hehehe.. yung mcshrek di ko natitikman.
salamat pala sa pagdaan sa blog ko.
haha. nice post. yup, looks doesn’t matter talaga. natikman ko rin yung shrek float. akala ko may softdrinks talaga silang green apple. lalagyan lang pala nila ng flavoring/coloring yung sprite.
anyway, tungkol naman sa comment mo sa post ko, yup, ang mga IT people dapat malalakas ang katawan… Hehe. Kaya lang minsan tlagang bumibigay din siyempre ang katawan mo pag napapabayaan na.
jhed astig, di mo naman talaga pinapatos mga ganung mobies, hard core anime ka db? [ten q sa manga site ulit] ibang lebel ka naman kaya okay lang un. salamat for the drop by. link you up.
phillip, ten chu din sa pagdaan. inuman na! haha! add you to my link list.
rowell, may binibgay nga samin ung boss ko na bitamina pag may obertaym. ung kulay dugo na liqui-gel form na kasinlaki ng higanteng bigas. di ko alam pangalan.
investment natin di lang utak, pati din healthy and sexy body. nyahaha!
bossing masaya pala rito sa blog mo. salamat sa pagdaan sa blog ko at kahit na medyo may himig ng pangungutya yung iniwan mong komento eh salamit na rin. hehehe…ma link nga kita at nang lalo pang sumikat itong blog mo. 🙂
haha! salamat gladita maldita saung pagdaan. sincere ung pagkasabi ko di nga lang halata. link u up also. 🙂
masarap pala ung sa mcdo? i often wonder how that green thing would taste like. ahihi. i like the color though. natuwa din ako sa shrek.. although i think the 2nd installment was way funnier.
now that youve mentioned it… pinoy ata sa past life si shrek. hehe. 😛
di pede dumaan dito sa blog ko kung walang dalang cookies. haha! kiddin… link you up for more hot espresso break conversations.
salamat sa pagbisita.. nung una, nagtaka ako kung ba’t sa joke entry ka ang-comment.. ngayon, alam ko na 🙂 keep them coming!
haha.. ako lang magisa ang nanood ng shrek the third… hehe… cool blog:) “si shrek ka raw?” haha.. galing ni bebe mo a.hehehe
riverwalker. kaya nga, na-wan point ako dun.. di bale, i’ll have my day. hehe.. tanks por da bisit. 🙂
I am not sure if “mongoloids” or even the people with down syndrome deserve to be the object of our laughter.
Same applies to “austistics”.
Am I being too sensitive or are you just exercising the “insensitive” part of you?
Let’s talk.
“autistic” ** spell check**
doc gani – shrek as a mongoloid is my allegory to myself and group of friends and other pinoy bachelors who are apprehensive to take that one step of getting married. i used mongoloid to refer to the inability to consummate a marriage – which in reality is true. the same way if people ask how pinoys see through the eyes like a slit – we don’t take offense of that truth. nonetheles, my apologies. thanks for the crash course, now i know better.
oh how i love shrek. 🙂
at masarap naman ang green dip ng nuggets. pati yung green apple float.
hahaha. hindi ako tumitigil sa pagtawa habang nagbabasa. pramis. ang galeng galeng. bow/.
ah nga pala. link kita ha.
@joice sayang nga tapos na ung promo ng mcdo. baka sakaling magkaroon ng shrek 4 at makatikim ulit ng ganun. i link u up too. tuwa naman ako sau 😆
Hi. Please watch your language. Your use of the term “mongoloid” is demeaning to people with Down’s Syndrome. I really have no problem with your article except the title you used. For one, as I’ve said, the term is demeaning and offensive, not to mention politically incorrect; second, i can see no clear connection between your title and the article. So i believe that the term was a clear misuse of a politically incorrect term. I am not bashing your blog whatsoever, I am just reminding you as a concerned reader and brother to a child with Down’s Sydnrome. Thank you. 🙂